Save America (from Iowa City) Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

$25.00

Political division is hot right now so we're getting in on that action. Here it is, a real crowd pleaser/divider: the "Save America from Iowa City" t-shirt!
It's got the name of the town where you live, or where you went to college, or where you made friends and lost years, or where you visited once but you really liked- and these uptight squares are protesting it!
You got your dumpy biker, a few camo lads, a lady in a pink polo and white cargo pants, some frat boys, the pinch-faced elderly couple holding the sign. They're all here to harsh your buzz, just like in real life.
So stand up proud in your FMWT "Save America from Iowa City" and let 'em know that you'll not go gentle into that good night! Represent your Iowa City- you know- that REAL Iowa City, before they tore down this or before they built that. Seems like that's a real shifting goal post these days.
Or, take the side of America and stick it to those of us in the People's Republic of Iowa City. Who do we think we are? What with our City of Literature and our superior hummus and tofu makers and our listening series focused on rare and esoteric musics- thinking we’re all high and mighty! See, it totally works both ways. This shirt is literally for everyone.
I'm going to be honest here, this is my slow pitch up the middle for some hit niche merch so I can raise some money for the series this season. Theres a lot of additional costs beyond just touring artist fees, there's artist visa's, hotel rooms, backline, and raising local artist rates. So come on and help me get some that sweet sweet Raygun money!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Political division is hot right now so we're getting in on that action. Here it is, a real crowd pleaser/divider: the "Save America from Iowa City" t-shirt!
It's got the name of the town where you live, or where you went to college, or where you made friends and lost years, or where you visited once but you really liked- and these uptight squares are protesting it!
You got your dumpy biker, a few camo lads, a lady in a pink polo and white cargo pants, some frat boys, the pinch-faced elderly couple holding the sign. They're all here to harsh your buzz, just like in real life.
So stand up proud in your FMWT "Save America from Iowa City" and let 'em know that you'll not go gentle into that good night! Represent your Iowa City- you know- that REAL Iowa City, before they tore down this or before they built that. Seems like that's a real shifting goal post these days.
Or, take the side of America and stick it to those of us in the People's Republic of Iowa City. Who do we think we are? What with our City of Literature and our superior hummus and tofu makers and our listening series focused on rare and esoteric musics- thinking we’re all high and mighty! See, it totally works both ways. This shirt is literally for everyone.
I'm going to be honest here, this is my slow pitch up the middle for some hit niche merch so I can raise some money for the series this season. Theres a lot of additional costs beyond just touring artist fees, there's artist visa's, hotel rooms, backline, and raising local artist rates. So come on and help me get some that sweet sweet Raygun money!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Political division is hot right now so we're getting in on that action. Here it is, a real crowd pleaser/divider: the "Save America from Iowa City" t-shirt!
It's got the name of the town where you live, or where you went to college, or where you made friends and lost years, or where you visited once but you really liked- and these uptight squares are protesting it!
You got your dumpy biker, a few camo lads, a lady in a pink polo and white cargo pants, some frat boys, the pinch-faced elderly couple holding the sign. They're all here to harsh your buzz, just like in real life.
So stand up proud in your FMWT "Save America from Iowa City" and let 'em know that you'll not go gentle into that good night! Represent your Iowa City- you know- that REAL Iowa City, before they tore down this or before they built that. Seems like that's a real shifting goal post these days.
Or, take the side of America and stick it to those of us in the People's Republic of Iowa City. Who do we think we are? What with our City of Literature and our superior hummus and tofu makers and our listening series focused on rare and esoteric musics- thinking we’re all high and mighty! See, it totally works both ways. This shirt is literally for everyone.
I'm going to be honest here, this is my slow pitch up the middle for some hit niche merch so I can raise some money for the series this season. Theres a lot of additional costs beyond just touring artist fees, there's artist visa's, hotel rooms, backline, and raising local artist rates. So come on and help me get some that sweet sweet Raygun money!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping